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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Edible Babies

Yeah, you heard me. These babies are made of marzipan and you wanna know what the great thing is? You can eat them!

I would love to meet the person who thought of this. I am trying to follow this person's logic:

"Babies are just so darn cute, therefore, let's eat them!"
Or maybe it was...
"I need something to put atop this cake... how about a naked baby?!"

Baby shower desserts just got a little creepier.

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