I would take Lincoln over Edward. Also, Captain Planet.

I found two pieces of paper in an empty computer lab this morning.

One of them said:

"Here's Lincoln as a vampire! Of course, now people think they're cool and romantic, but people obviously weren't that stupid back then."


And the other:

"Our world is in peril. Gaia, the spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people:
Dwaame, from Africa, the power of Earth
From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire
From the Soviet Union, Linka, with the power of Wind
From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water
And from South America, Ma-ti, with the power of Heart.
When the five powers combine, they summon earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet.
"Go Planet!"
THE POWER IS YOURS!"

Does Captain Planet look a little like Tom Cruise to anyone else?