The Prattler: That Emerson is just a bowl full of fortune cookies

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

That Emerson is just a bowl full of fortune cookies

Today, in aphorism:

Pass or do not pass. There is no stepping-on-my-heels for three blocks straight, mister.

How do I love thee? Let me count the number of BYU basketball games you take me to.

I heard a fly buzz when I dried my pyre of laundry.

Good and bad are but names that I assign to people who ring doorbells vs. just walk right in.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today I ate a polish dog for lunch. That is why it is called the present.

1 comment:

Carolyn CarterMarch 21, 2011 at 10:08 AM
i loooooove thiiiiiiiisssssssssssssss....almost as much as i love having an alarm clock with a beating heart.
ReplyDelete
Replies

Add comment

*/ /* Use this with templates/template-twocol.html */ body { background-image:url(https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfvrSUSHuUBzI0SiL06ADFGWwxor5tqxyWOsZWgehAQXRhpi70fLLBhyjXj874_waWN0E2dyjxi_jcpv76LohRpPb4Uw-sOL4-7XeaEQXNtgsb7wutnjZ-oq-ME-3GGCQ919qfPwc5Vc8/s660/smittenblogdesigns_plainwhitetee_background.png); margin:0; color:$textcolor; font:x-small Georgia Serif; font-size/* */:/**/small; font-size: /**/small; text-align: center; } a:link { color:$linkcolor; text-decoration:none; } a:visited { color:$visitedlinkcolor; text-decoration:none; } a:hover { color:$titlecolor; text-decoration:underline; } a img { border-width:0; } /* Header ----------------------------------------------- */ #header-wrapper { background-image:url(https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPm40oLT-xj1S3CIScxdo2NlJmW3Y86bELJ0Bwn3W0SM_R4v-aWfPfhbOhefP7JRHLmqdqE0RVQtcq5RvnWvnr1AdRQy90ydNOIjwzHtNygEVWZV677vW-JBnXoFCy3mI92IYlwUFkb1Q/s660/smittenblogdesigns_dressedupdenim_header1.png);background-repeat:no-repeat; width:630px; margin:15px auto 10px; border:5px solid #453131; } #header-inner { background-position: center; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; } #header { margin: 20px; border: px solid $bordercolor; text-align: center; color:$pagetitlecolor; } #header h1 { margin:5px 5px 5px; padding:55px 20px 2.25em; line-height:1.2em; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:.2em; font: $pagetitlefont; } #header a { color:$pagetitlecolor; text-decoration:none; } #header a:hover { color:$pagetitlecolor; } #header .description { margin:0 5px 5px; padding:0 20px 15px; max-width:700px; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:.2em; line-height: 1.4em; font: $descriptionfont; color: $descriptioncolor; } #header img { margin-$startSide: auto; margin-$endSide: auto; } /* Outer-Wrapper ----------------------------------------------- */ #outer-wrapper { background-image:url(https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDrdL_EjJQniNopWLrfseq0M9PseuXRA5xEnoipVQ1lEcWtoIV2p0C3OHJcKH9LI6TeCdWeWNoyVGaxyOgbayPDgGRbGjDI_vxjlf-L6HKC-q4-nnqrC3n7BFH1naT7eBsF2eLZVvDICw/s1600-r/blousendenim.png); width: 800px; margin:0 auto; padding:10px 35px; text-align:$startSide; font: $bodyfont; } #main-wrapper { background-image:url(); width: 410px; margin-left:40px; padding: 20px; float: $startSide; word-wrap: break-word; /* fix for long text breaking sidebar float in IE */ overflow: hidden; /* fix for long non-text content breaking IE sidebar float */ } #sidebar-wrapper { background-image:url(); width: 220px; float: $endSide; word-wrap: break-word; /* fix for long text breaking sidebar float in IE */ overflow: hidden; /* fix for long non-text content breaking IE sidebar float */ } /* Headings ----------------------------------------------- */ h2 { margin:1.5em 0 .75em; font:$headerfont; line-height: 1.4em; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:.2em; color:$sidebarcolor; } /* Posts ----------------------------------------------- */ h2.date-header { margin:1.5em 0 .5em; } .post { margin:.5em 0 1.5em; border-bottom:1px dotted $bordercolor; padding-bottom:1.5em; } .post h3 { margin:.25em 0 0; padding:0 0 4px; font-size:140%; font-weight:normal; line-height:1.4em; color:$titlecolor; } .post h3 a, .post h3 a:visited, .post h3 strong { display:block; text-decoration:none; color:$titlecolor; font-weight:normal; } .post h3 strong, .post h3 a:hover { color:$textcolor; } .post-body { margin:0 0 .75em; line-height:1.6em; } .post-body blockquote { line-height:1.3em; } .post-footer { margin: .75em 0; color:$sidebarcolor; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:.1em; font: $postfooterfont; line-height: 1.4em; } .comment-link { margin-$startSide:.6em; } .post img { padding:4px; border:1px solid $bordercolor; } .post blockquote { margin:1em 20px; } .post blockquote p { margin:.75em 0; } /* Comments ----------------------------------------------- */ #comments h4 { margin:1em 0; font-weight: bold; line-height: 1.4em; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:.2em; color: $sidebarcolor; } #comments-block { margin:1em 0 1.5em; line-height:1.6em; } #comments-block .comment-author { margin:.5em 0; } #comments-block .comment-body { margin:.25em 0 0; } #comments-block .comment-footer { margin:-.25em 0 2em; line-height: 1.4em; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:.1em; } #comments-block .comment-body p { margin:0 0 .75em; } .deleted-comment { font-style:italic; color:gray; } #blog-pager-newer-link { float: $startSide; } #blog-pager-older-link { float: $endSide; } #blog-pager { text-align: center; } .feed-links { clear: both; line-height: 2.5em; } /* Sidebar Content ----------------------------------------------- */ .sidebar { color: $sidebartextcolor; line-height: 1.5em; } .sidebar ul { list-style:none; margin:0 0 0; padding:0 0 0; } .sidebar li { margin:0; padding-top:0; padding-$endSide:0; padding-bottom:.25em; padding-$startSide:15px; text-indent:-15px; line-height:1.5em; } .sidebar .widget, .main .widget { border-bottom:1px dotted $bordercolor; margin:0 0 1.5em; padding:0 0 1.5em; } .main .Blog { border-bottom-width: 0; } /* Profile ----------------------------------------------- */ .profile-img { float: $startSide; margin-top: 0; margin-$endSide: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-$startSide: 0; padding: 4px; border: 1px solid $bordercolor; } .profile-data { margin:0; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:.1em; font: $postfooterfont; color: $sidebarcolor; font-weight: bold; line-height: 1.6em; } .profile-datablock { margin:.5em 0 .5em; } .profile-textblock { margin: 0.5em 0; line-height: 1.6em; } .profile-link { font: $postfooterfont; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; } /* Footer ----------------------------------------------- */ #footer { width:660px; clear:both; margin:0 auto; padding-top:15px; line-height: 1.6em; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:.1em; text-align: center; } /** Page structure tweaks for layout editor wireframe */ body#layout #header { margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; } .bloggerPyBar { background-color:#ffffff; color:#0099FF ; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:13px; text-align:left; font-weigth:bold; padding:2px 2px 2px 6px;} .bloggerPyBar a {color:#5C3317 ;} .pylogo {float:right;padding-right:9px;} ]]>

« smitten blog designs

Fall In Love With More Free Templates! Click Here To Get Your Own Smitten Blog Design... »

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

That Emerson is just a bowl full of fortune cookies

1 comment:

About Me

Blog Archive

Blogs I Like

Followers

My Blog List

My Blog List

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

That Emerson is just a bowl full of fortune cookies

1 comment:

About Me

Blog Archive

Blogs I Like

Followers

My Blog List

My Blog List

Subscribe To